Because for some reason dA and Firefox are too busying playing "Drop the Soap" on a remote island somewhere (and therefore crashing every time I click Submit) to allow me to post a journal properly, I've put the latest complete failure of the new LOLCow in a text document you can download (from Megaupload.com) and read at your leisure.

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Perhaps its even more convenient that way? Let me know what you think, and if you want I'll do it that way from now on.